Tuesday, September 13, 2011

All Hail The Gumboot


Pondering how nice Gumboots can be.
                                                                              

We’ve been living in our Gumboots since the start of Winter and probably won’t be out of them until Summer arrives and the last of the mud disappears. Then I’ll replace my good old Gummies with my Blunnies unless it rains some more. They have saved me from many a misplaced footstep in pig, cow, goose or chook poo. Winter is the rainy season here in Tassie and if it wasn’t for the Gumboot I don’t know what we’d be wearing in all the mud that gets around the farm during this time.

Gumboots sitting proud along with other family footwear.
                                                                           
Have you ever wondered who invented this little miracle of the footwear family? Well they say the Duke of Wellington asked his shoemaker to modify the 18th century Hessian boot. The new boot was made in soft calfskin leather and was cut to fit more closely around the leg. Then in 1852 Hiram Hutchinson met Charles Goodyear who had just invented the vulcanisation process for rubber. Goodyear decided to make tyres and Hutchinson bought the patent to make footwear. The all-waterproof Wellington type rubber boot was born and an instant success as farmers were able to come back home from working in the paddocks with clean dry feet. We love Gumboots so much they’ve even written poems about them. Here’s one I came across that’s rather good.

It can get a bit muddy around the place.
                                                                           
Hail unto the Gumboot Mighty.

Hail unto the Gumboot Mighty;
Yea who keeps my socks a-whitey,
Who when I tramp through muck and slosh
Keep dry the feet of McIntosh

In Summer months my love for you
Somewhat wavers, through and through
Until it rains but you provide
A place for Huntsmen to reside.

The dust collects upon your casing
“Till the time occurs for chasing
Slugs and snails and creepy crawlies
Which under you will suffer, surely.

Alas they stand but little chance;
Upon their bodies I will prance!
In the rain and mud and drought
If not for you, I’d be without.

Hail unto the Gumboot mighty
Yea who keeps my socks a-whitey.

By Tahlia McIntosh. 2005.

There are also songs about them. There’s one by John Clark “If It weren’t for your Gumboots” sung by his alter ego Fred Dagg.  You Tube link if you’re interested in listening:

Now days there’s not just the humble black Gumboot for Women, there’s all sorts of colours and patterns to choose from. I think they are great and love seeing all the different types around in the shops. So far there’s still only black and sometimes a dark green for Men but I don’t think they mind besides I don’t think I’d be able to take any man seriously if he was standing in a paddock with colourful Gumboots on. Our Gumboots have uses away from the farm as well. If it’s been raining when we go to a clearing sale or to the sale yards the Gummies are put into the boot of the car to be put on when we get there. A must have item is a garbage bag so you can put the mucky, dirty, mud dripping off the bottom pairs of Gumboots in to protect the carpet in the boot.
  
Yes it was definitely Gumboot weather back in January.
                                                                            

One thing they are not so good at is protecting your feet when stock stand on your toes but if you really want to go all out there is a steel cap model. Wow the wonders of Gumboot design. So we tramp through almost knee-deep mud knowing that our feet are safe and sound inside our Gumboots. When we take them off to go inside the house after a hard day in the paddock our socks are still clean and mud free. So thank you Gumboots and Hail to Thee.

2 comments:

  1. Hello. I'm Tahlia McIntosh, the woman who wrote "Hail unto the Gumboot mighty". I wrote that back when I was in highschool and published it on a little known website back in 2005 and am very surprised to find it here on your blog!

    I'm very happy that you think it's good :) Merry Christmas!

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  2. Hi Tahlia I was searching for a poem on the gumboot and came across yours one day. Yes I think it's great. Merry Christmas to you too. :)

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